Beef Blankets

Ginormous Lavias
Extra Extra large Pussy Lips

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.

by cuddlefinger December 07, 2011

Blanket Blade

When you go on a all out porn binge and have no tissues so your blankets takes the shape of a prison shank.

The other day i walked in on my son masturbating and he was quickly on guard with his blanket blade, good thing i had one also otherwise I'd be a goner.

by Tantibus September 23, 2014

blanket gropler

A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.

Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.

by Evan the rapper August 29, 2017

blanket law

when you have a body part hanging out from under the blanket leaving it free for the un-friendly demon dudes to completely rape it.

Dude 1:"Yo bro, I saw you breaking blanket law last night."
Dude 2:"That must be why I felt violated."

by UnderpaidRobloxStaff May 28, 2019

drygs in a blanket

A sexual position in which a high school girl gives head to a college guy under the covers

Wanna go to my dorm and have some drygs in a blanket?

by Addison Choi February 16, 2010

Blanket Tosser

A woman that makes your bed and gives you a blow job.

She's a real blanket tosser. She'll make your bed and give you a blow job.

by printsngiggles November 06, 2015

bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face

John gave Alister a great bum blanket

by WuddaWhist February 09, 2009