blank space

A vagina (or anus if referring to a bottom gay guy) that is not in regular use. Coined by Taylor Swift.

Guy 1: "Did you 'write your name' in Taylor Swift's blank space last night?"
Guy 2: "Does that mean indabutt?"
Guy 1: "No, other hole."
Guy 2: "Then yes. And if you did mean the butt, then the answer would also be yes."
Guy 1: "You sure did 'tail her swift'!"
Guy 2: "Taylor Swift? Barely even know her!"

by Nicholas D January 17, 2016

Shooting blanks

Sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.

Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."

Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."

Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"

by jsmith9 August 24, 2010

billy blanks

A man whose created many work out videos including: Taebo, Boot Camp, and The Billy Blanks Workout Guide for Men Who Have an Extremely Small Penises. He thinks he's really cool cause he used to have a block cut. He is challenged often by fitness celebrity John Basedow who combats Billy by rubbing his abs. In all Billy Blanks is a big faggot and his love for fitness is only exceeded by his love for another man's cock in his ass.

"I'm really gay" - Billy Blanks

by Ralph Wiggum June 11, 2006

Blankety Blanks

An awesome Australian game show, hosted by Graham Kennedy in 1977. Where contestants try to match missing words with the celebrity panel.

Me: Let's watch Blankety Blanks!

You: Yeah!!

by Edward Doory August 7, 2010

Blank Check

After you take a shit, nothings on the toilet paper when you wipe.

Dont go in there, I just wrote a blank check that is rank.

by Superintendent September 28, 2008

blank-ass

One who has no knowledge of current events.

Blank-ass people would never understand the humor of a meat dress.

by TooManyWords May 7, 2017

mc blank

So basicly mc Donalds likes to name things mc blank yet it's fun to go and make every thing mc blank so like usual things they have are like "mc double, mc chicken nuggets, ect."

Mc Donalds drive threw person "hello sir what would you like"

You " can I get a large big mc back, and small mc frys, a large Dr mc peper, a mc cheese burger" or what ever you can think of mc blank

by Dre the grammar god August 30, 2017