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worst birthday

A worst birthday is when a man ejaculates onto a woman as the stock market simultaneously crashes and the woman loses her house, causing the woman to exclaim "Whaaaat?"

It is considered rude.
Mark gave Sarah a worst birthday and everyone in town pretty much agrees now that Mark is a rude man.
by L. Baines. J. January 29, 2008
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Happy Birthday

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!
by skank-a-ma-phone March 15, 2011
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monkey's birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.
It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!
by Joshua Rubin December 14, 2008
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Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who overides your birthday with their own drama which makes out you are in the wrong when it is them.
When a person pretends to do something nice for your birthday such as baking a cake, then throws a hissy fit the day before your birthday involving ignoring you for several days, then blaming you for ignoring them, resulting in said person becoming the BIRTHDAY CAKE BITCH
by Birthday Cake Victim August 21, 2011
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It's my birthday

An expression of delight, accompanied by dancing around. Basically saying that the person in question is great, skilled, lucky, etc.

Ususally said in a kind of sing-song way.
"Ooooh yeah! I just won that race! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!"
by Athene Airheart March 20, 2004
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Birthday Spamming

The act of getting many people to write happy birthday on one person's facebook wall, even though its not their birthday.
Person 1: Dude, why is everyone writing happy birthday on my wall it's not even my birthday.

Person 2: Because we were birthday spamming you.
by THIS BOAT IS REAL March 23, 2011
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birthday licks

to deliver punches to someone on their birthday, often in the amount of the age they are turning, plus one (for good luck).
Man, shaun is a punk. i went over to his math class to give him his birthday licks and he had fucking skipped school out of straight fear!
by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008
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