by eric’s girlfriend ❤️❤️ January 25, 2023
April 8th is the official, international holiday “BF pays for your nails”. On this day, he must pay for a fresh set on your hands & toes, and if he misses it, he must accept your biweekly fills as a regular expense until the next year (if not already)
“It’s 4/8, gotta send my girl $200 for her nails. I forgot it was international BF pay for nails day.”
by cvntyqveen April 08, 2024
by eric’s girlfriend ❤️❤️ June 23, 2023
he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go
by its luci July 20, 2022
A mia’s bf is possibly one of the most caring creatures. He spoils her, and goes above and beyond any normal bf. He likes staring into her eyes and playing with her hair. He likes the way she smells and the way she sleeps. He is the most perfect bf in the world.
mia- “bf would you get me some chocolate”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
mia- “bf would you rub my feet”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
mia- “bf would you rub my feet”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
by carrotmuncher123 October 11, 2023
by Rachel738292 January 22, 2021
I'ma send a twerk vid to my nigga as a rejoice for him posting me on national gf day so for national twerk vid to ya bf day so I'ma twerk in my camera and send that shit
by itsmePhYcOEruptsaj August 01, 2022