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an actual good human being

A mythical creature you can't find in this god damn universe. LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERYONE HERE IS A PIECE OF SHIT
P 1 : I have seen an actual good human being.
P 2 : Lies.
by Blazinpyre December 12, 2019
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how 2 stop being bored

You think this is Google...Either you're a boomer or you're just stupid...
I'M so bored right now Imma just
*commits urban dictionary search*

Can't think of a sentence so imma just copy and paste it here

how 2 stop being bored
by hElPiMlOsInGmYbRaInCeLlS February 21, 2022
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Fear of Being Caged

When you fear the girl you’re foolin around with falls in love with (or in other words, cuff) you when all you wanted was action but nothin else.
Tristan’s Fear of Being Caged (FOBC) hit when the girl he met at a bar wanted to meet his family.
by SJBeeGee April 15, 2023
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There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted

i how to fix this?
Me:*trying to make a new word*
Me:submit
Urban dictionary:There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted
by baoquan022 November 15, 2021
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Nigel, you seem to be wearing white shoes. It is past Labour Day!

Oh bothers Greggory, I seem to have skull fucked the Bering Strait.

Indeed so!
by El Fuego de la Pasión February 1, 2010
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Bevinsed

Being one man table topped. Usually done via one foot behind the legs and pushed from the front, but it can be done reverse; one foot infront of the legs and pushed from behind. Named after Lucas Bevins who to my knowledge invented this move and is the master of it.
Concerned Friend: Dude are you okay?
Loser: Yeah but I feel ashamed for being owned so bad when I was bevinsed.
by Ownmachine July 19, 2010
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Being a Towel

Being a towel is a phrase denoted to someone who is actively displaying towel-like symptoms, or more simply acting like a towel. Being a towel isn't necessarily a really bad thing, however, it is most certainly never a good one. When one is being a towel, they have done something that only a towel would do, or even sometimes, doing a normal activity but instead of normally, like a towel would do the activity. Some common towel phrases are:
You're a towel.
No, you're a towel.
Oh yeah, well you're a beaner towel.
These phrases may or may not be abused by people who think that is humorous but it is in good taste, as it is so. The important thing to remember is that if someone tries to imply or tell you that you are being a towel, that that person also is being a towel for doing so. You then have every right to call that person a towel back as long as you do not repeat any of the 3 phrases if they have been said before.
If you cannot find a good way of calling someone a towel, or you use an unoriginal way of calling someone a towel, then you must Admit that you are, in fact, a towel. The way to do so is by saying "Yeah, I'm pretty much a towel." This road, although very towel-like, is much more noble than saying nothing or unsportsmanlike towelship. This is a penalty that can be up to 15 yards on a standard football field, or if you aren't playing football then the surrounding people or towels are allowed to talk about your towelship behind you're back.
Example: If I find someone is being a towel, I can rightfully call them a towel, so I say, "You're a towel". And since I called them a towel, that means I am being a towel and allows the first towel to call me a towel as long as he avoids the phrase I had selected. He then says, "No, you're a towel." Now again, this person continues on his towel-like path as he calls me a towel, and I have every right to call him out on it. But, 2 of the phrases have already been used. So, I must creatively come up with a new phrase or use the available handy 3rd phrase. I proceed to call him out, "Oh yeah, well you're a beaner towel." Now the first towel is put in a tough spot wanting to call me out for being a towel but also having to find an original uncommon way of calling me a towel or he must admit that he is in fact a bigger towel. The first towel admits his defeat by saying, "Yeah, I'm pretty much a towel." The End.
by MushroomHero February 11, 2014
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