Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.
by shackwiz January 14, 2019
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The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner
by Bert alert October 29, 2020
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New York Bert

A nazi leader from New York that is in love with a girl who gets railed by bbc
The New York bert is in love with that girl who hangs out with stinkys
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Bert McCracken

Bert McCracken is such a drug addict
by Northstar56 February 25, 2020
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by lilhip February 28, 2017
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