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Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.
X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
by jhumigas June 6, 2020
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Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble
Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.
by Koplover89 March 8, 2019
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old bert

Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.
You hear about the city that was destroyed, apparently an Old Bert caused it.
by Old_Bert July 8, 2017
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Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner
Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...
by Bert alert October 28, 2020
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Bert

An old fashion name that people don't normally name their kids this. People make fun of them because the show Sesame Street Bert and Ernie
"Hey look it's Bert, where is Ernie?"
"Bert have you found Ernie yet?"
by Marisol.R May 21, 2018
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Bert

I'm going out and get Bert
by PsyopMedic November 9, 2020
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New York Bert

A nazi leader from New York that is in love with a girl who gets railed by bbc
The New York bert is in love with that girl who hangs out with stinkys
by 2RYDIZZLE March 14, 2022
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