The Bert and Ernie

A sexual position originating from Bristol involving two men - similar to the infamous '69', both participants simultaneously receive oral sex by lying in opposite directions. However, the 'Bert and Ernie' has the two participants lying firstly in foetal position, then when things get more intense, the participants wrap their legs around each other's heads, creating a 'Ying-Yang' effect. This allows the position to become mobile, and the participants are then free to move around the bed, even letting them leave the bedroom and roll through the house.

Tom: "Hey dude do you wanna try the Bert and Ernie?"
Odell: "Yeah man isn't that the one where we roll around like a transformer?"
Tom: "I know a guy who tried it and said it really broadens the mind"
Odell: "I'm down."

The Bert and Ernie by Brother Ernie May 5, 2021

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The Bert

A way of dancing, Twirl your hand and the opposite foot in a counter-clock wise movement of circular motion. while standing on one foot.

Dude, I can't dance good all I know is The Bert. Its funny, but not that cool at all.

The Bert by SuperSaintMan April 17, 2010

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Q-Bert

A famous turtablist who has learned from Mix Master Mike and won the 1992-1994 DMC World Championships.

DJ Q-bert is won of the best!

Q-Bert by gjhvngvb gvbnhgvbjghbh jbhj March 18, 2007

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Circle Me Bert

"Circle me Bert" is a popular sign slogan that can be found frequently during Minnesota Twins baseball games. Fans hold up the sign (Usually having something like "It's my birthday! Circle me, bert!), and hope that their sign will be circled.

"It's my birthday! Circle Me Bert!"

Circle Me Bert by Torched Matchstick November 13, 2011