Gaping Bernard

When you bang a girl in her ass and while it's gaping you take a shit in it. Similar to a Monroe Transfer butt a little more personal...

While banging Tara in her ass, I suddenly got the urge to take a shit, so I did what any guy would do in that situation - I pulled out, noticed that her asshole was gaping, went Butt to Butt, and proceeded to shit in her ass. While taking this dump it occured to me this is - "The Gaping Bernard."

by The J-Busy Project February 8, 2010

ass barnacle

when someone is being a really big bitch and is scared to do something.

Hit this shit man!
nah man i dont like weed
Dude your a fucking ass barnacle

by sean mcguire October 24, 2005

bernazed

Bernazed is where you get roasted by your French teacher. It is also where you get metaphorically stabbed.

I have just been bernazed by Mr. Bernaz.

by beanmae22 December 16, 2019

Wii-bernation

The act of staying indoors all day and playing Wii for hours on end.

"what did you do on the snow day?"

"I totally went into Wii-bernation. I didn't even eat!"

by jenna bee January 28, 2009

San Bernaghetto

Current description Label for San Bernardino.. The city has gotten pretty bad....😕

I used to live in San Bernaghetto!

by Gigi Says December 5, 2019

benacrifous

(buh-nac-riff-us) Substandard, unsatisfactory. Also, jerry-rigged or ghetto.

He has to hotwire his own car to get it to start? That's so benacrifous.

by brlecl December 9, 2008

Barnahkalepsy

The excuse for any medical condition that prevents you from doing something.

Mom i cant go to school today, i have Barnahkalepsy.

I cant come into work today, I think i have a bad case of Barnahkalepsy

by Poguemahone317 April 10, 2010