Friends with Benefits

Friends is perhaps a little too generous here too but appropriate if you and a person who already had an established friendship drink a little too much spiced rum one evening at a party after everyone else has gone to bed and decide that you suddenly find each other attractive. It may be possible for you both continue to stay friends and occasionally root each other but eventually your friendship will be ruined for an approximate period of three years. After that time you may be capable of laughing about it without feeling awkward. Meeting someone for the first time, having sex and then trying to develop a friends with benefits type relationship can only work for a short period of time because you did not become friends first. Calling yourselves friends is just a simple excuse to continue to root without having to deal with the difficult conversations about who leaves the toilet seat up.

You know, I never thought you were hot before but wow, you truly are beautiful. maybe we should become friends with benefits.

by Relationship Guru July 22, 2015

Wife Without Benefits

A girlfriend (platonic) who is the type you'd like to marry, only there's no chance of sex. Can be used by one girl about another girl, if the girls aren't lesbians.

As in:

Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).

A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.

Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.

Also derogatory for a sad situation where a couple wants to stay together, for the children, and also for friendship love, but the steam has gone out of the marriage, or the wife is holding back to punish the guy, or the woman can't sustain sexual interest.
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.

Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.

Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...

by wordsmith99 February 4, 2010

Friends with benefits

it consists two friends who agree to have a physical relation without officially date.

Amy and Alex aren't dating, but they are having sex togeather. That means they are friends with benefits.

by trula January 29, 2014

friends with benefits

Usually, a couple of friends who desire a physical relationship with eachother, but not involving any emotional ties with one another.

The guy gets some action, and the girl gets used and left out to dry....
"friends with benefits"

by Kellan July 24, 2006

Friends with benefits

A relationship between an ex-boyfriend and an ex-girlfriend, or people who are into each other without formally dating, where sex is involved, and the woman wants to be a couple again; until the woman realizes that the man is never going to step up and make a commitment-he just wants the romping without the responsibility. Men can usually separate the physical from the emotional; women usually have a harder time of it.

Sarah: "Hey, how's it going with Dan?"
Meg:" I thought that we were together again, until he freaked and pulled the friends with benefits only."
Sarah:"That sucks."

by Lexie girl October 21, 2008

are you on benefits?

are you on "drugs"

1- hey bro , listen to this joke ...
2- go ahead .
1- 'insanely offensive dad joke' .
2- " are you on benefits? "

by DeAdInSiDeNyM November 1, 2021

friends with benefits

This is another word for a Booty Call. Usually 1 person ends up getting hurt (the female) because her feelings become involved. Its rare for the man to get hurt because most men dont confuse feelings with sex like us women do. If you think you can accept this type of relationship thinking it will evolve into something more later, you are wrong! Expect alot of CLOSING TIME calls. That means the bar is closed and he didnt find anything better so he calls you for booty.

Few and far in between phone calls, usually late at night, and secretive.

by Kelley January 27, 2004