vote yourself in

To APPOINT one's self. To APPROVE of one's own work.

To position one's self to be one of a few judges who, alone, approve or reject Urban Dictionary entries (including one's own entries).

"It says here that you, or anyone else willing to do the "work", can be a UD "editor", too. That means you can VOTE YOURSELF IN, my man!

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

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smelling yourself

Checking yourself out. ( looking in the mirror to much ) Thinking that you have swag or game. Flirting with a lot of showing off involved. Being vain or egotistical.

Every time you get around a female you start smelling yourself like you got mad swag. It's like you instantly turn into Soulja Boi or something.

He is constantly I'm the mirror flexing with his shirt off smelling himself.

by CatDaQueen November 12, 2015

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Touch Yourself

1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.

2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback

Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!

Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!

John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that

by la luchadore October 30, 2010

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kill yourself

the sweet release of death. having everything you worked so little for come to a grinding halt.
the best time of your life and the day your dad has been waiting for since you were born.

kill yourself:
me:man... life sucks... my girlfriend dumped me... i failed at school... i can't get a job... i wish there was something i could do.
Rope: hey michael?
me:yeah?
Rope: come "hang" out for a while ;)
me:OKAY ROPE!!!!!
Rope: i love holding you michael
me: ......coff....coff........
Rope: michael?
me: .........

by Jackson White April 05, 2016

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