double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015

Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.

Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

by Intelligence001 June 24, 2016

Emotional battery abuse

Emotional Battery abuse is when you harm another person’s emotions in a extreme way.

1. To say something with discriminatory language or to say something politically offensive to some one.
2. To say a super extremely offensive insult to some one.

.People who insults other languages, races, nationalities, religions, etc.

. People who mocks other languages and cultures
. Hate speech
. racial slurs

An example of a emotional battery abuse insult:

“ Your mother made a big mistake by giving birth to you”

Offensive stereotypes can also be a form of emotional battery abuse.

by Emotional battery abuse December 29, 2017

9 Volt Battery

While licking an asshole the recitient issues a small fart resembling the tingle you get from a 9v battery

i started licking this chick's asshole and she gave me the 9 Volt Battery! WTF!!!

by Lucky Lucifer August 22, 2011

battery operated boyfriend (bob)

Name for a Vibrator, generally if the woman is too ugly to get a guy.

sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life

by Joe Canadian April 6, 2005

Bob (battery +operated +boyfriend)

Bob is an battery operated sexual object, used by women and men in the privacy of their homes or with others to seek sexual pleasure and climax.

Bob (battery +operated +boyfriend) is becoming more and more popular than ever before now that the prices are more reasonable.

by Curvy Cajun September 16, 2016

Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB)

one who plays the call of duty game franchise and arms Oimself to the teeth, usually with explosives. Although Mobile Artillery Batteries are most often noobs that are 12 years old in real life, the more experienced ones can be useful for eliminating enemy groupings or clearing rooms. much like an Armchair AA except MABs tend to fucus more on ground based threats

Jimmy: dude, look at that nooby Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB) i just sniped, hahahah

or

Jimmy: That mab just killed me with his noob tube...and two of my friends too, omg pro MAB!

by Clickerfish March 26, 2011