Bathroom Guillotine

When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.

"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"

by Redsxfan34 April 19, 2010

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Bathroom Hopping

The thing you do when you ask to leave the classroom and don’t wanna go back so you hide you inside multiple bathrooms for a while. This is used when your stupid school makes u sign into the bathroom becuase of vapers so you can only be in the bathroom for 7 minutes

Girl: why weren’t you in class
Girl 2: hahah I was bathroom hopping

by dumbteen October 2, 2018

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bathroom cactus

a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay

dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard

by salmon69420 March 13, 2022

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bathroom sniping

When you're busy in the bathroom in the morning and leave for two seconds, only to find on your return that someone else has occupied the bathroom.

1. With 6 of us in the house and only 1 bathroom, we have multiple occurrences of bathroom sniping every morning.

2. "Dammit Jim! I'm sick of your bathroom sniping! I'm right in the middle of brushing my teeth."

by erusolo February 10, 2014

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Bathroom Potion

Something you would make when you were younger, in the bathroom,

mostly it was a mixture of different soaps, shampoos and conditioners.
then you would dump it down the drain or smother yourself in it.

Random kid on the internet named S0ULT4K3R: I don't make bathroom potions, they are for kids
guy on the internet: Literally the only video you have uploaded is a recipe for a watery Bathroom potion.

by The Chipporino May 4, 2023

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