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Douche Baguette

The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.
The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!
by HUSAT January 10, 2011
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fourth base

The final stage in a relationship that involves sexual intercourse.

First Base -- Making Out (tongue included)
Second Base -- Rubbing, Dry Humping, grinding.
Third Base -- Oral Sex
Fourth Base -- Sex
"I can't believe it, he got to fourth base on his first date with her!"
by Cloud Infinity December 24, 2006
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Based

To be yourself regardless if you or your beliefs are or are not the most popular.
Steve: Man, even though I’m getting ratio’d on twitter, and I’m getting cancelled, I still ain’t gonna apologize to these snowflakes.

Jake: Based. Very, very based.
by yvngbasedlord September 28, 2020
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50th base

to go to 4th base with a different woman (or man) in all 50 states.
You:50! I finally did 50th base!

Partner: I thought this was fourth base!

You: it is for you, but not for me!
by $#$^#@%!#@%&*? October 10, 2008
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base

First base: making out (french kissing)
Second base: feeling up under or over clothes
Third base: hand jobs and fingering
(3.5: oral sex)
Home run: sex, (including anal)
BOB: We got to 3.5 last night

Bill: 3.5, there is no base called 3.5, are you retarded

BOB: you're just mad cause you're never gonna get there
by Mickey D. May 13, 2008
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mormon second base

A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.
Sam made it to mormon second base when he walked her to the door last night. HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!
by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
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26th base

Umm...right, well I figured that at one point there was no 15th base, 18th base, or even any angry 21th base, not at least until someone reached the end of the base line, like I have tonight, and proceeded to continue the base's history. So I will add the 26th base in the hope that it is not the last base this world will ever know.

Now I have always been taught that what a man, a midget, a donkey, two Rodians, a zealot, Captian Jean Luke Picard, a Fi'ty cent, a drunken slovakian miner, a drunken slovakian minor, an instance when Pauly Shore was a good actor, and what the hell why not throw in a woman or two, what ever it is they did one night in the great state of Detroit, is ther own business, but that my friends, THAT, if you ever accomplish the same, is a visit round the 26th base.
Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):So what did you think of my 26th base definition?

Dumbass buzzkill (some jerk-off who sits next to me in lab):Uhh thats pretty stupid dude, and where the hell is someone supposed to find a Rodian, what the fuck is a zealot, and by the way, those are some long ass run-ons, you ought to be ashamed.

Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):I'll show you, I'll just edit your ass right out of the definition.
by J. Bretton March 17, 2008
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