A baboonaphile

A person, usually male who seeks the tender company of underage baboons ofering them sweet-nothingswhispered in their little primate ears for a red assed romp in the jungle.

ME: hey lets go into the forest and see if we can't pull a few baboons to party with. Think Jed will want to go?
AUSTIN: Of course he would, only he'd wait for us to get a few ho's drunk, then go for the minors...
ME:No!
AUSTIN: YES! That fools a baboonaphile. To me thats just sick.
ME: Fuck him then. Hey, you got any bannanas or should we stop by Safeway?

by brainlips December 12, 2006

baboon ass

The rear end of a small hatch-back car when red brake lights are illuminated.

Take the corner with a sense of adventure, motherfucker. I don'want to see your baboon ass!

by aaus February 11, 2008

Baboon Buster

The sexual act of a person placing their face and head between the breasts of a female with his cheeks puffed with air. The woman then squeezes her breasts together deflating the contained air within the others cheeks.

I gave him a baboon buster he'll never forget.

by ~Fuck-Tard July 4, 2006

baboontang

similar to poontang but refering to anal sex instead of vaginal genitalia. heterosexual anal sex because female baboons are known for their red bottomness.

possibly refers to gay anal intercourse. also boontang.

"I'll get some baboontang up that hershey highway."

The bigger and brighter the female baboon bottom, the greater the fertility of its owner, according to a study published in "Nature".

by abysinth July 23, 2005

Bafoons tea party

When 2 or more Bafoons are in a group this is Bafoonery of the highest order!!!!!!

When 2 or more Bafoons are in a group this is Bafoonery of the highest order like being at a bafoons tea party!!

by Head Bafoon on the Top table March 29, 2010

baboonon

a grown man who lives with his mother and plays with little boys online

o bro why haven't you came out of your room in the last 48 hours? you're starting to act like a baboonon.

by WarriorLiz August 5, 2017

Baboon Fur

Thick ass hair concentrated around the anus.

That chick was hot AF but man she had some wild baboon fur when I was hittin it from behind.

Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018