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lacrosse vs. baseball

An argument between baseball and lacrosse players. Generally decided by questions regarding, Which sport takes more skill? Which sport takes more coordination?

Generally not decided by: which game is more rad? Which game depends more on your hairstyle or your sick flow?

The argument is thus usually won by baseball players. Because as a general rule, all lacrosse players started out playing baseball, failed miserably and started playing lacrosse. No baseball players have ever played lacrosse...because they never needed to play lacrosse...because they were good at baseball in the first place.
lacrosse vs. baseball

BP: Why dont you play baseball?
LP: Because I couldn't hit a baseball in little league.
BP: Oh, that sucks.
LP: Why don't you try playing the sickest game on two feet?
BP: What's that?
LP: Lacrosse Broseph!!!
BP: Um, I don't need to. I'm good at baseball.
LP: Oh. Have fun doing what I can't do.
by OleMiss March 10, 2008
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Baseball Bro

Baseball bro is like lax bro but better. They always spit and wear hats , anyway they want, they wear the fleece or pullovers for their team, they also wear calf socks and shorts as much as they can, if they are a catcher they always bring their mitt to every practice. They talk like lax bros but talk about how much spittin they have done and how many double headers they have played, and always were training shoes!
Bro it up for the baseball bros
Hey bro I had two double headers yesterday, caught four innings, ya i know my pullover is pretty chill, ya i am the ultimate Baseball Bro
by Best Baseballbro February 28, 2011
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baseball

a sport that guys who are pussy fagots play during lacrosse season, this sport requires no physical ability at all and is for gay butt pirates.
gay fag- he want to go play baseball
gay fags boy friend- omg baseball is like the best sport ever! the after we finish we can have gay but sex!!!!
by baseball sucks January 8, 2009
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Baseball

A shitty sport for kids who aren’t athletic and can’t run more than 20 feet, requires no skill, and are all douche bags who hate on other sports because they have to compensate for the shitty sport that they play
“Hey that kid over there plays baseball, oh wait that means he’s a fag”
by Unexplained Smellz May 17, 2019
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Baseball

Baseball is a game that smokers play while smoking marijuana. You hold in the smoke from every hit you take and the first one who breathes the smoke out loses
My lungs are stronger then all my friends i beat all my friends in baseball
by Da Bay Go Crazy December 9, 2008
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Hungarian Baseball

a sexual move in which 3 people are invlolved. 1 catcher, 1 batter, and 1 pitcher. the pitcher stands with their legs apart and poops, the batter gets on his knees and hits the poop with his penis, the catcher then tries to catch the poop in his mouth.
Dooood, i heard max and justin played hungarian baseball with her and scored a home run.

That chick at the club last night was totally asking for some hungarian baseball.
by andrew blastoise October 24, 2010
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Baseball

a sport mostly populated by gays and bisexuals..
Cameron Frezon was playing baseball knew he was gay
by hhhhahhhdhaidhaidhiahd July 26, 2016
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