barrel-assing

Going ridiculously fast, preferably down hill.

So i was on my sled, right, and i was barrel-assing down the hill...

or

Woah.. did you see that Viper go barrel-assing past us?

by Goldphishe August 24, 2004

barrel of laughs

An unfunny or annoying person.

The term was originally used to refer to a funny person or situation, but is used sarcastically so often that the original meaning is all but lost.

Similar to laugh riot.

Yeah, he's a regular barrel of laughs. Shoot me, please.

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.

That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth

by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008

cracka barrel

a plethera of white people in one place

we thought that club was gonna be hoppin' but it was a straight cracka barrel in that bitch!

by caddie womp ass March 31, 2008

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

Water barrel

Referring to a man with a belly - especially with a rounded beer gut.

“You’ ve grown yourself a bit of a water barrel haven’t you mate?!”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018

twinkie barrel

After digesting to much Taco Bell from Jesus camp

Wow that was a straight Twinkie barrel

by Boi_1 June 17, 2018