baggot

the state of being baked or stoned of the substance marajuana while being maggot or drunk of alchol. this state causes extreme loss of any bodily function and sex appeal making you liable to sleep where you please and general removing all clothing

Man, Chaz was so baggot after all those cones he pulled and the bevens he necked wat a mad cunt...

by george the maggot king October 20, 2008

Baggot

A person who is ridiculously drunk.

That Walker Texas Ranger guy was so Baggot he hit on 3 chicks and then spewed all over his hands.

by Dubes August 29, 2008

bagoom

is the act of ejaculating on a female's face

"Aw shit, i bagoomed my girl last night."

by Richienightmare May 19, 2006

Bargotiating

The art of negotiating while heavily inebriated at the bar. Outcome usually results in unfounded camaraderie or destruction of aforementioned bar. Person involved in bargotiating may continue to argue his/her position even if the other party is already in full agreement.

Dude, quit bargotiating with me, I already told you that I think she's hot.

by Sautels January 23, 2010

bargooning

The action of being outlandish during the intake of alcohol.

I'm straight bargooning when I have spare time.

It is pay day son, I'm bargooning tonight.

by DJRICDAROC May 12, 2010

Bargoyle

To pearch atop a bar stool with both feet on the cushion.

Get up on that stool and be my little bargoyle.

by beeradz September 21, 2015

Bargoyle

A woman who sits at the bar all night expecting free drinks, but gives nothing in return ...leaves when the bar closes..alone

Why is Nathan wasting his time with tjat Bargoyle? Hes just wasting his time and money..poor guy

by Hoochie69 May 7, 2018