Big Bail

Big Bail originated as a sperm cell from Hercules, the sperm cells hibernated since the beginning of time. Big Bail is responsible for the universe, the life forms that follow, and the destruction. He makes us mortals look like mere ants compared to his intrusive size. Aeons ago Big Bail destroyed a super large black hole by blocking it up with his smallest toe, the big toe. Big Bail writes in his Big Bail journal godly pieces of literature that us mere mortals cannot comprehend due to its beauty. This is just a sample of Big Bails complex and incomprehensible daily Big Bail life.

“Yo, did you see that guy, he’s so big”. “Yeah bro, that’s Big Bail”!

by Greg man November 24, 2022

number bailing

When someone asks you why you want their phone number and you lie to them.

I almost got my crush's number yesterday but I ended up number bailing.

by robobuilder October 28, 2017

Billy Bail

When someone named Billy makes plans and bails last minute with an extravagant excuse.

Behold the truth, Billy Bail strikes again cancelling plans.

by 550Facts April 11, 2024

made bail

Somebody that can be sure of cash are more of owning you like you will see them in court so of sure of cash

I will see you in court made bail

by Sevenfw July 29, 2017

bail sale

When a sale is almost reached, but rejected at the last moment.

I had a bail sale on that expensive car. Dang!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

bail

a slang word commonly used to describe the action of running away, usually from being accused of something.

he was accused so he attempted to bail

by hourglassattempt May 9, 2021

BAIL

When one of your friends bails on you when you have an early tee time.

My friend committed to a tee time at 8 AM and then bailed

by heybob12 May 22, 2019