Taking a Bailey

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).

"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."

by baileyyyyyyygurl October 15, 2012

Stephen J. Bailey

Stephen "Boiley" J. Bailey

Stephen J. Bailey is a motorsport god notable for: Winning 69 F1 World Championships, Winning Le Mans 24h overall 308 times, Catching and overtaking 2-time WEC GTE-Pro champion Nicki Thiim during the BES 3h of Oulton Park and carrying youtuber Jimmy Broadbent in iRacing endurance races. It's also said that one of Boiley's favorite activities is to get unrepairable iRacing floor damage in the R18.

Boiley's strenghts:
Being feckin' fast in the Audi R18 Tractor.
Scaring the lapped trafic into giving way.
Screaming at P2's and GTE's.
Making funny noices on VC
Laughing a bunch.

Straight facts:
Stephen J. Bailey is everyones favorite F1 driver.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best car.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best track.
Stephen J. Bailey has had 4 shoulder and back surgeries to repair the damage done by carrying Jimmy Broadbent on iRacing.

-Fuck, Stephen J. Bailey has lapped me thrice in just 23 laps.
-Why is this Bailey guy 5 sec a lap quicker than me???

by Johnny Narrowstraight April 14, 2021

National kick Bailey Day

National Kick Bailey day is celebrated by people who hate Baileys. The day is held on June 15th. On this day it is still illegal to abuse Baileys but a nice tap is recommended.

Kid ''Hey Bailey you know what day it is''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''

by Mufalaylay May 6, 2020

Bailey

A Bailey is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. Her personality will blow you out of this world. She's really nice even if she doesn't look like it she really cares about you. And she's really funny not only in the way she talks but also in the way she acts. It's the little thing she does that will make you fall in love with her.

Bailey is fucking amazing.

by Somanycolors June 6, 2019

Bailey

All out edgy hard to get to girl, once you get to her, you'll find she's beautiful on the inside. I would know. If you break her heart you'll regret it. Beware.

"Bailey!"

by Mapleshade4life April 17, 2019

Bailey

A smoking hot guy who girls want to have

Guy1# oh I wish I was a Bailey
Guy2# why didn't my mum make me a Bailey

Girl1#oh I need to look nice a Baileys on his way over here

Girl2#mum don't embarrass me a Bailey is coming near

by 😊😊😊😊☺️☺️ February 5, 2015

Bailey

The most amazing person you could ever meet. They are funny, nice, carknf, loving and just perfect. They are the most loveliest humen beings. THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE AND ADORABLE IN EVERY SINGLE WAY.

Everyone could use a Bailey in their life.

J: dude, did you see the new kid?
L: yeah, he's such a Bailey.

by Whoreffic August 7, 2015