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Burrito Slapped 

In reference to the viral video "Arizona racist white ladies threaten Mexican people". Basically when some arrogant people need to be knocked the fuck down! In the video two girls complained about burritos..therefore they should be slapped in their mother fucking ugly ass faces with a burrito. Maybe they'll look better an thank us.
Person 1: Did you see that racist video?!!
Person 3: yeah! Bitch about to get burrito slapped!
Burrito Slapped by Mc_Lovin' January 6, 2012

Burrito Dong 

When someones dong is thick, and short.
"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."
Burrito Dong by Burrito May 24, 2014

Burrito Shit

The ooze that comes out of an overfilled burrito when you bite it.
Man, all of your burrito shit could fill a second burrito!
Burrito Shit by {FILO} May 6, 2015

burrito fest 

A room or party full of dudes
Sarah: did you do to James party?
Scott: yea I left it was a burrito fest.

Burrito Time 

To eat several burritos with your friend Juan. It is nothing to be ashamed of. It is usually very fun.
"Netflix n' Chill?"
Nah, let's do burrito time cuz it's for starters.
Burrito Time by DeeperTac0 September 19, 2016

Burrito Illuminati 

When someone is in a low rank in the illuminati they are classified as being a part of the "burrito illuminati". This is totally legit.
*Insert name here* is a part of the Burrito Illuminati.
Burrito Illuminati by Apetnamedsteve November 30, 2016