brownbacking

(1) Fucking yourself with your own legislation.

(2) pulling out my poopy dick from banging my secret boyfriend as a straight married Christian governor of Kansas and slapping said poopy dick all over my boyfriends back because I'm too mad to admit im gay.

Sentence: "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

Sentence (1): I, Kansas governor Brownback, want to ban gay marriage unconstitutionally inviolation of federal law and instead follow the law of the bible, but dagdanbit, I done gone brownbacking myself by passing Amendment 1 "Sharia law" banning our state from following foreign law.

Sentence (2): "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

by Chumbux February 11, 2015

Brownbacker

"Brownbacking is unprotected anal sex, or anal sex without condoms. The term should be understood to refer to risky unprotected anal with multiple and often anonymous partners and a self-identified "brownbacker"—someone with that bumper sticker on his car—is someone who seeks unprotected anal sex with multiple and often anonymous partners. Brownbackers prefer that term because it sounds sexy and healthy and glamorous and it lends itself to brownback-glamorizing bullshit. ... It associates shitty behavior and shitty choices with actual shit."

As a Brownbacker, a guy will often end up with santorum all over his dick.

by nezus November 9, 2009

Brownbacking

Fucking ones self with ones own statute. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who has stated that he believes homosexuality to be immoral as a violation of both Catholic doctrine and natural law.

Passing the "Sharia Law" amendment really ended up brownbacking Alabama when it comes tto gay marriage.

by arose1 February 11, 2015

Brownbackistan

a pseudo-Christian fascist state where the arts are not publicly funded, women's reproductive rights are relentlessly attacked, public school funding is drastically cut, voter suppression laws make it nearly impossible for new voters to register to vote, and social services are turned over to evangelical "Christian" groups, all done with the backing of the Koch brothers.

Brownbackistan is a place where civil responsibility takes a back seat to religious intolerance and corporate greed.

by skidawgkc22 June 28, 2011

Brownback

When you pull your cock out after anal sex, and rest it on your partners back leaving a brown racing stripe.

Sam Brownback says it's okay to fire LGBTpeople for no reason, let's Brownback and get out of Kansas fast.

by dr. rye February 11, 2015

brownback

A teabagging legislator who is covered in santorum.

The governor is such a brownback, he cut off all state funding for the arts to appease the teabaggers.

by notinkansasanymore November 13, 2011

Brownback

To routinely and cowardly turn your back towards the shitstorm of intolerance and inequality even though you have sworn an oath to all men being created equal.

Everything he says about tolerance and equality and justice for all is bullshit, he's a brownback.

by jstewfan February 12, 2015