Bologna Saddle

Where the enlarged labia of a woman tends to "straddle" the crotch seam of their much too tight pants. This usually forms a "mysterious meat" saddle, hence the term, Bologna Saddle...

OMG! Look at the size of the bologna saddle pooching out on that chick!

by kabong1978 February 28, 2011

Bologna Salad

When someone throws up on a woman’s vagina during sex. The bologna being the Vagina and the salad being the Vomit.

“Bro, when her out, her coochie smelled so bad I threw up on her and Bologna Salad!”

by Celeste Alabaster January 31, 2020

cow bologna

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....

i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!

by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010

bologna explosion

When a girls vagina is really meaty like a stack of Bologna.

I went down on her and it was like bologna explosion in my face.

by cwo5016 August 17, 2016

Stoney Bologna

To stognate, or suspend all notions of short-term memory, while focusing only on the harsh reality of the present.

Kid: "Bro, I forgot my herbs. Spare a bowl?"

Zach: "You are such a Stoney Bologna."

by buzzardblizzard April 13, 2010

purple bologna

"Purple bologna" is a staple in the amazing Random Teen Movement. For full effect: When conversation becomes boring, dead, too technical, confusing, or hard to understand, simply yell 'PURPLE BOLOGNA'!!!! Guarenteed to start a new train of thought.

Prep: "And she was like OMG I will NOT go out with you. You went out with Jessica and, like, OMG that's nasty."
ME: PURPLE BOLOGNA DAMMIT. PURPLE BOLOGNA
Confused Prep: "Whaaaa?"

by XRazorBladeX January 27, 2009

bologna boffer

noun.
One of the male gender who likes to participate in oral sex with others of the male gender. See pole smoker.

George Takai is a bologna boffer.

by Tata Toothy October 17, 2006