Bologna Queen

A female manikin that had been stolen and lined with Bologna that had been previously heated up in the micro-wave to "body temperature" or a "luke warm" status. This is done so that the manikin feels like a real woman upon fornication.
Friend one: "Hey man what are you going to do now? You totally got ditched by those girls. They were a for sure lay"

Friend two: "It's cool... I'll just round me up a Bologna Queen tonight and call it good. Sandwiches later?"
by ramithepimp April 10, 2009
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bologna explosion

When a girls vagina is really meaty like a stack of Bologna.
I went down on her and it was like bologna explosion in my face.
by cwo5016 March 02, 2016
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cow bologna

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....
i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!
by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010
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Bologna Salad

When someone throws up on a woman’s vagina during sex. The bologna being the Vagina and the salad being the Vomit.
“Bro, when her out, her coochie smelled so bad I threw up on her and Bologna Salad!”
by Celeste Alabaster January 31, 2020
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Stoney Bologna

To stognate, or suspend all notions of short-term memory, while focusing only on the harsh reality of the present.
Kid: "Bro, I forgot my herbs. Spare a bowl?"

Zach: "You are such a Stoney Bologna."
by buzzardblizzard April 13, 2010
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purple bologna

"Purple bologna" is a staple in the amazing Random Teen Movement. For full effect: When conversation becomes boring, dead, too technical, confusing, or hard to understand, simply yell 'PURPLE BOLOGNA'!!!! Guarenteed to start a new train of thought.
Prep: "And she was like OMG I will NOT go out with you. You went out with Jessica and, like, OMG that's nasty."
ME: PURPLE BOLOGNA DAMMIT. PURPLE BOLOGNA
Confused Prep: "Whaaaa?"
by XRazorBladeX January 27, 2009
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bologna boffer

noun.
One of the male gender who likes to participate in oral sex with others of the male gender. See pole smoker.
George Takai is a bologna boffer.
by Tata Toothy October 18, 2006
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