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Peter Beck Moon Shoes

The act of jumping on somebody so hard that you fly to space
Peter needed to do a science project on Uranus. He took Brendan after school, jumped on him, and with his Peter Beck Moon Shoes he flew to space and completed his studies with ease.
by M7M August 28, 2012
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Eleyah Beck the loml

Eleyah Beck the loml

This is the next part of our journey my love. To anyone who reads this yea this is real love mother truckers. And i love this girl to the end of freaking narnia and back to mars and Jupiter. We will be together one day in person get married and move out to wenus world and live out our lives.
Eleyah Beck the loml. You are the sweetest glifnorp chicken nugget ever I love you. Wenus wenus
by Tipzilla November 12, 2018
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How very Glenn Beck of you

coined from a political comedy video "Rise of the Stupids" and "The Stupid Virus," someone who is trying to throw shit in your face...
Crazy Lady: Obama aint no American, he's one of them illegal aliens...
Girl: Stop trying to throw shit in our face Crazy Lady
Boy: How very Glenn Beck of you...
by oxshaunixo July 8, 2010
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The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
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Beck the Mech

Refers to the word MechisBeck from the middle ages, meaning that Beck is Mech and Mech is Beck. Meaning the person in question likes straight hair and other perfectly straight things or objects.
" Oi Beck the Mech! Why Mech?"
by Imakethebestwordsshutupfamjam October 13, 2020
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Beck Yates

Beck Yates
noun
/beck yayts/

A walking red flag wrapped in a mullet and bad decisions. Often described as “6’4 of why,” Beck Yates is the human version of stepping in something wet while wearing socks. He doesn’t walk—he stomps—because subtlety isn’t an option when your feet are built like clown shoes and your nose could cut glass.

Known to communicate in screeches, grunts, and unsolicited comments about your “aura,” Beck somehow radiates both gym bro energy and lost substitute teacher vibes. He’s got the fashion sense of a kid who lost a bet at Tractor Supply Co. and the dietary habits of a raccoon with a protein goal.

Attempts to grow a mustache have been ongoing since the dawn of time, with results best described as “legally invisible.” Has strong opinions about chalk that no one asked for, and carries himself like the main character in a movie no one would watch twice.

If you hear guitar shredding in the distance and catch the faint scent of motor oil and chicken rice, it's already too late. You've entered the Beck Zone™.
"Why is that guy flexing his aura in front of the vending machine?"
"Bro… that’s a Beck Yates. Just let him finish and hope he doesn’t start talking about ‘mass gain.’"
by Tinklydinkus May 7, 2025
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Tyler beck

Jewish boy who is also known as the rapper yung Tylenol
by Chrisvon July 31, 2022
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