Bap Smear

The act of when a man uses his penis to smear his seed across a woman's breasts, as if his seed was cream cheese and her breasts were a nice poppyseed bagel.
Yeah, that Erin! She sure enjoyed the bap smear I gave her last week!
by Scattyissues88 March 02, 2017
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bap the load

Bro driving hella crazy don’t bap the load
by Succasinmywood32 October 23, 2023
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j bap

the juul
by thewizarrrdb August 21, 2019
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The bacon bap

Deen: "Aye, but how much is the Bacon Bap?"
McKenzie: "Usually he charges £12.50 but if youre his mate its £10"
by Memeulous69 April 25, 2018
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floury baps

Milky white bosoms of ample size and proportion.
I was at the beach earlier. Best thing ever. Couldn't look anywhere without seeing a pair of floury baps bouncing about
by Jackie-F September 20, 2005
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Bap Hoe

A Bap Hoe is a person who is a dumb ass, garbage, fucking idiot, hoe, whore, slut, that argues with you all the time.
Damn man, did you see that Bap Hoe? What a trick.
by King James 2008 July 28, 2010
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bap

Noun: A bap is the skull shaped organ that one must carry for dos a cinco minutos en el game named goozbap.
Adjective: Bap is a state of mind. When something is bap it gives props. One is able to die after being called bap.
Watch Spigs have sex with that dead bap

Smores? How can i have s'more when i havent had any to begin with.
Yo thats bap
by Boobzy Wolfcastle April 28, 2005
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