Banana Rule

The rule that states No employee should look at another employee while either employee is eating a banana. Direct eye contact shall be avoided until said banana is completely consumed and the peel is deposited into the trash receptacle.

Dont look at me. You are violating the Banana rule.

by dub jay February 12, 2009

Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.

I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'

by DCD$ November 22, 2010

bananacon

The utter amazingness that is the culmination of a banana and a piece or pieces of bacon. Banana makes pancakes, fluffanutter, smoothies, etc. better and bacon makes burgers, meat loaf, salads, etc. better, so why not combine the two?

This bananacon is delicious. It's odd, the flavors don't clash or mix and yet this invention is phenomenal.

by Saucy Shoe January 21, 2008

banana tease

A person who eats a banana, or any phallic food, in away that suggests oral sex.

"Dude, look at suzie lickin' that astro pop."
"Yahh. What a banana tease."

by chika kow keechow October 18, 2008

banana fire

One of the best videos on the internet. Demonstrates why you should always think before you act. A retard wears a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol before setting himself alight. The result is a badly (facially) scarred boy named Scott.

Google it for a good laugh.

Scott: hurrr durrr banana fire *alight*
Very Scared Girl: Oh my god! Take it off! Takeitoff!!!!!

by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011

banana slit

When a vagina is dressed with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, nuts, bananas, and a cherry and then cunnilingus is performed on it.

I almost choked on the cherry when I gave my girlfriend a banana slit last night.

by MBurns91 February 19, 2012

Bananak

Bananak is a God. He is a flashing star noticed by people in a Discord server. That was when the religion started. We are on Twitter (@PraiseBananak) Instagram (@bananakcult) subreddit (r/Cultofbananak) and even Tik Tok (@praise_bananak). To find out more go to our subreddit.

Bananakian: Hi, how was your day?
Person: Bad, I lost my keys.
Bananakian: Oh, I hope your day gets better, praise Bananak, He will help.

by Bananak follower December 23, 2019