Cunt Badger 

A polite way of calling someone a Cunt. Using this word will not offend due to it being impossible to call someone it with a straight face.

Dammit Chris your such a cunt badger...

Cunt Badger by TJ_1984 October 12, 2005

Honey Badgered 

The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.

Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."

Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."

Honey Badgered by ssgt big mac September 19, 2009

sock badger 

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

sock badger by Matt February 27, 2005

Conservative Tea Baggers 

A group of uninformed, ignorant, conservative, douche bags, who go to tea bagging parties(sponsored by like-minded douche bags, Joe The Dipshit/Plumber, and Newt "I dump my wife when she has cancer" Gingrich) talking about how Obama is a socialist for raising taxes back to Reagan levels...

I can't believe I voted for the Republican party once, after watching all these crazy Conservative Tea Baggers

Conservative Tea Baggers by jo jo, circus elephant boy April 14, 2009

flaming badger 

When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.

Yo, I gave your mom the ol' flaming badger last night. She's in the ICU now, but she'll survive.

flaming badger by Sandwiches October 10, 2006

bagel badger 

a person who very strange or stupid

Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal

bagel badger by pooppopo October 20, 2009

belly bangers 

The act of not finding the hole on a fat chick and picking a roll to bang instead.

Slick Willy couldn't find her puss so he belly banged her.

belly bangers by Guru Imakuni February 21, 2003