A shot of tequila, so named after the 24 drinking game "Awesome" in which every unbelievable act by Jack Bauer is followed by a stiff drink. It is advised that you breathlessly cackle, "Awesome" right before you take it to the head.
Drunk 1: "Jack Bauer just broke a terrorist's neck with his knees and disarmed a nuke with a pocket knife!"
Drunk 2: "That's two shots of awesome right there!"
Drunk 2: "That's two shots of awesome right there!"
by Sasskwatch September 02, 2007
by awesomer man February 01, 2011
Slang: Derogetory. I don't give a damn.
by Jossie June 30, 2004
Pronunciation - Aw-SUM
Adjective - (1) Likely to fail at routine things a normal human being would be able to accomplish
Adjective - (1) Likely to fail at routine things a normal human being would be able to accomplish
Ex.
I launched myself into a wall trying to get back into bed. My awesomeness knows no bounds.
I'm so awesome, I just paid full price for a textbook and found out that I only need to read one chapter.
I launched myself into a wall trying to get back into bed. My awesomeness knows no bounds.
I'm so awesome, I just paid full price for a textbook and found out that I only need to read one chapter.
by DaGingerbreadMan January 23, 2014
by dali95x February 18, 2012
by mm11123 August 04, 2009
by sookie tosh cullen August 18, 2009