Auto correct

An excuse for someone to type down some shit and getaway with it by saying “auto correct omg so sorry”

Son: I love you mom
Mom: I fucked you too son
Son: Oh
Mom: OMG AUTO CORRECT

by Mc Transitator January 29, 2018

Auto-interventionism

the theory or practice of intervening in one's own life

I don't get all these nation-states and their interventionism stuffs hurting one another. Yeah ya know auto-interventionism is all the rage these days – ya know emo stuff. Why all this globocop bosh going down; when that goth life so hype¿

by MurdochMaxwell November 9, 2020

AAA Auto

Get the best deals on cars with AAA Auto.

I got a great new Škoda from AAA Auto!

by Our leader December 30, 2020

Auto correct

The most retarded bullshit ever created it's supposed to correct mistakes but it fucking makes mistakes

Note On my definition of swear words you see the word white but it wasn't supposed to be the word white it was supposed to be the word whore but It got auto corrected

Auto correct is fucking bullshit

by Boogereater69 January 9, 2021

auto love

Giving painfully aroused by your own vehicle and drive

Getting major auto love for my car

by Bncliffo March 7, 2021

Auto Snockling

To snort coke from the shaft of one's own cock.

Fuck me this Nicholas Cage film is shit.
Coke - check!
Cock - double check!
It's auto snockling time!

by d.eyebrows December 28, 2011

Auto cussrect

To change your words when you accidently cuss in front of someone who will get you in trouble for it.

Dude, Melony totally just auto cussrected herself when she saw Mr. Ferb behind her!

Me: Oh FU...
*sees teacher*
Me: ...dge

Milly: oh shit...
*sees parent*
Milly:shittake mushrooms...

by squimphy July 9, 2011