bathroom audible

Occurs when a number one turns into a number two.

I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014

Audism

Discrimination, prejudice, bias and other negative manifestations toward the deaf.

If you were suddenly to become D/deaf overnight, you would experience audism and would be treated differently in so many ways... especially in career fields (e.g. On March 2, 2006, a federal jury found in favor of the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) in its employment discrimination lawsuit against Federal Express Corporation (FedEx) for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990. EEOC had charged FedEx with failing to provide a reasonable accommodation to Ronald Lockhart, a deaf employee who worked as a package handler at the company's Baltimore Ramp. The suit charged Federal Express with violating the ADA when it failed to provide reasonable accommodations to Lockhart in the form of American Sign Language interpreters, despite his repeated requests. The jury found FedEx liable for punitive damages in the amount of $100,000 for its knowing failure to accommodate Lockhart as well as compensatory damages of $8,000 for the loss of the accommodation itself. In January 2008, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit affirmed the jury’s award.)

by EF November 3, 2012

audiomancer

A "music magicican".

Man 1: "They got pyromancers, chronomancers, but no audiomancers?"
Man 2: "They got Bards, dude. Isn't that close enough?"

by Justin Wilkinson April 28, 2006

Audioslave

rage and soundgarden individually created the orgasm of sound, each style from their own creativity, but now in a united front, AUDIOSLAVE, they create the cornerstone of rock perfection. The unique combination works perfectly and is the climax of music history, in my wee opinion anyway!

Audioslave can make you come hard and fast, or slow and errotically.PERFECTION

by stacy May 28, 2003

Adios, Mofo

A popular sign-off/closing for television interviews or podcasts. The phrase originally became an internet sensation after Texas Governor Rick Perry used the phrase as a sign-off closing goodbye to a television reporter.

During the hype for Perry's speculation of running for U.S. President in 2012, it was used by a popular podcast, No Agenda, with Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak.

The Phrase generally means "Goodbye, Motherf*cker". This phrase is the exact opposite of In the Morning.

Adios, Mofo!!

by PropagateTheFormula August 5, 2011

audioblog

An audio blog. A podcast. Oftentimes a podcast that is about the host's personal views, experiences, or other blog-like feature.

His audioblog is extermely liberal

by (Not!) El Nacho June 20, 2006

audi wanker

A group of middle aged men, trying there utmost not to have a mid life crisis. They think they own the road. They seem to think they look cool. When in actual fact they’re simply an ‘Audi Wanker’.
:)

Move out of my way!!!!! Audi wanker !!!!!

by Kel-Kel :) August 8, 2018