asing

Background: derives from Nick Evola's drunken scrabble vocabulary

Definition: the act of winning

Nick used his asing ability to win the scrabble game.

by Joey Han March 28, 2005

missed assignment

A missed opportunity, needless error, mistake or accident based on:
-slipping.
-not paying attention to the important details.
-ignorance or confusion.

EXAMPLE: SLANG
Missed assignments usually are non-excusive, especially if the nigga knows what he's/she's up to.

EXAMPLE: FOOTBALL LINGO
Missed tackles and missed assignments hurts defense for win.
A missed assignment on a linebacker caused the sack on the quarterback to happen.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 7, 2010

Ass-assination

When a donkey dies.

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.

by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017

assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

Assinated

The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.

Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"

Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."

by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008

I don’t remember asking

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

by tbrockman76 April 8, 2020

Julian Assange

An Australian-born computer hacker and founder of wikileaks.

Assange considers espionage and cyber terrorism a good thing. He seems to think all government and corporate secrets should be exposed with no regard for who may be harmed or how many lives could be lost.
Wikileaks is damaging fragile international relationships that were on the mend after George W Bush left office. ASSange is arrogant, paranoid and dangerous to government and corporations worldwide!

"Don't shoot the messenger for revealing uncomfortable truths." --Julian ASSange 2010

Julian Assange has revealed U.S. Military and diplomatic secrets that could compromise the missions in Afganistan and Iraq and this could put our soldiers in danger!

by Charles_U_Farley December 14, 2010