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asscara

An upper butt tattoo. Contraction of ass plus mascara. Same thing as tramp stamp or ass antlers.
My asscara was only half-hidden by my belt when I bent over to tie my shoes.
by Crestus August 26, 2007
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asscara

The mascara one would apply to their ass hair if mascara were used on hairy asses.
Her butthole was so hairy it winked at me, I think she applied asscara!
by angieledbetter August 15, 2010
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asschicken

guy who takes another guys seat at a party
you are such a asschicken.
by bonstar August 31, 2011
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Asschime

When someone goes to an extreme unawareness, incapable of knowing how and when to shut up.

Bother people by exercise, what said, if one thinks one can't shut the crazy mouth.

Asschime started with women in the Rh1+ chromosome who could not endure the physical capabilities of having offspring . In dispare, they needed to occupy themselves and have a living system of entertainment or embeleshments. More they talked, stupid they got and big messes were made. This took up their life.... and no one has any idea where it comes from.. There is never proof of their system.

Men seem to enjoy asschime when they are not medicated..... or have people to babysit and teach them.. These men can be placed in group home settings, that would much suit them, or find a group of friends that will take care of his ass-chime.. when need be, with alternative drugs... These populations have mostly picked up and left to a land called, Assholia. The delusions and fantasies created by the army of male counterparts of the female counterparts.... have made a new army of asschimers and asschime victims, or groupasses.... who have made a new civilization in the land called Assholia... Most members who can't asschime a lot, but attend to the asschime are called assholes or jackasses.. The jackasses like to play with the asschime of the asschimers.. The assholes babysit the asschimers.

All is well in the world of asschiming.. in assholia...
Someone deleted my first asschime and made it into something sexual, so fuck off.

Asschime is just odd because it doesn't always happen unless this person is on something... or delusional... Sound of an ass chiming away.... in a waste of time.
Breaks up the time when you have nothing really to do and you're right about to do. It gets you, up in the moment, by this asschime that doesn't shut up. Chime doesn't even make sense... No significance.

I've had enough of your extensive asschime, shut the fuck up.

Please don't put any embellishments to your conversation with grandma, no one wants to hear your asschime.
by what the fuck seriously January 11, 2015
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asscasting

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.
My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.
by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016
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asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.
My house is decorated with asscandles.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003
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asscake

clever way of saying someone is an asshole. i mean seriously why say asshole thats so mainstream. and cake is more fun sounding than hole... heh
mr poo: i love you
captain jesus: shut up asscake
by friendlyostalker November 9, 2008
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