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lay anchor 

It's when while on toilet your balls reach the water.
Oh damn, I went to the bathroom and I just lay anchor.
lay anchor by Tiango March 12, 2019

The Cock and Anchor 

When you bang your girlfriend while she has a tampon in.
Brenda and I got pretty drunk after bar hopping last night. We didn't even realize until we woke up in the morning that we did The Cock And Anchor.
The Cock and Anchor by RoyCoup November 16, 2012

droppin anchor 

When you take a dump and the poo proceeds to curl at the end of the tail while the stick closer to the anus remains straight......and then its anchor's away!
I was droppin anchor last night at this skank's house and the water that splashed up felt like I was getting an aenima.
droppin anchor by tbone32 September 16, 2006

Boat Anchor 

A large, heavy piece of obsolete technology, usually a computer system or computer server, that has served its useful life and cannot be re-used in any cost-effective way. In other words, junk.
My company just upgraded their data center. You interested in any of these old IBM boat anchors?
Boat Anchor by Securix October 26, 2013

boat anchor 

Engine in a Commodore; Especialy a VB and VC including the V8; lump of shit!
boat anchor by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Curve Anchor 

To coin a phrase, the curve anchor is the individual, or group of individuals, whose scores make up the bottom of the curve, the weight that pulls the curve down and secures the very bottom of the passing grade.
Poor Johnny got a 25% on the exam. Well, Johnny, don't feel too bad. Lift your head up! While you may not have done so well, my C sure looks better than I ever thought it could! Thanks for being the Curve Anchor!
Curve Anchor by MikeTomDaveWill January 23, 2009