ashton kutcher

funny ass motherfucker on that 70's show.
he was Micheal kelso...
now hes a washed up wannabe wigger that tries to trick people on tv...

woah, kelso just touched donna's boob
8th grade girl: i wanna fuck ashton kutcher

by toxicrat2 January 10, 2010

ashton kutcher

Some punk ass sissy boy im so fuckin' tired of hearin' about! Ashton is fuckin' dog shit, and punk'd sucks ass.

Hey is that looks like shit!! Wait, no. Its just Ashton.

by WiKkEd-JuGgAlO2004 January 28, 2004

ashton breit

Ashton Breit is an amazing boy he can get any girl. he loves a girl with the name Katie. He also loves trampolines he is also vary easy to talk to and he is the most good looking kid in town

Did that hot boy do a back flip that must be Ashton breit

by Ashton breit April 21, 2018

ASHTON KUTCHER

A lil queer ass. His biggest claim to fame is ( that 70s show ) and being with The now 40 somthing Demi Moore, what does she want with a 25 yr old dufus like him? Ashton Kutcher is a jack ass and he is funny lookin. He is also on the show punkd and hangs out with britney spears.

Ashton Kutcher the 25 yr old who acts like a kid.

by Barney February 27, 2005

Ashton Kutcher

An actor who was good on "That 70's Show" but is utterly pathetic in all other roles.

WTF? Ashton Kutcher is doing a MOVIE!? I gagged enough the last time I watched Punk'd!

by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

Ashton Kutcher

A slightly above avergae looking guy. Acting skils..... limited. Can be funny sometimes. All and all not bad

I cant hate on Ashton, cuz Demi would whip my butt.

by Dont be stupid, I know its hard, but try. January 2, 2005

ashton kutcher

An ugly white-bread loser who only got famous cuz he's bangin that old chick

What's up with his retarded looking haircut anyway, makes him look like a little kid

by kelly kapowski April 17, 2005