lesbian american

the politically correct way of calling someone a dyke.

Velma: Let's split up and look for clues
Freddy: DYKE!
Shaggy: Hey man, the term is lesbian american
Scooby: Reah, resbian american

by Wockyockydog July 26, 2007

Bank of America

Noun;
A Bank who will fight you to the death even when they are dead wrong.
A Bank who skates on the thin line of legality
Worst. Bank. Ever.

B of A teller "Thank you for calling Bank of America, may we ruin your life today?"

B of A Broker "Yes sir, I am aware we approved your loan and gave you the money, but we changed our mind. Our CEO needs a new plane made out of gold and blood from orphens."

B of A credit dept "Ma'am, are aware you are now exaclty 5.8 seconds late paying your bill? We have to charge you a $500 late penalty. And a $100 fee for calling in your payment. And an extra $75 for my bonus. Oh that puts you over your limit... theres a fee for that too.. Anything else?"

by bofa loves me.. loves me not August 30, 2009

canine-american

The politically correct term for a dog

"Fido is NOT a dog! He is a canine-american with rights!

by lovebug11768 October 20, 2006

IN AMERICA!

Putting in America at the end of every thing you say and wearing an American flag as a bandanna will let everybody in foreign countries know your from America!

1.I just took a dump IN AMERICA!

2.I left my dog IN AMERICA

by notJulien May 20, 2009

Make America Grate Again

A campaign slogan for a team planning to ban shredded cheese and MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN!

I might be crazy, but I wanna Make America Grate Again.

by Yermy Battled Warter December 26, 2016

americland

when you do something in a way that is so crazy and weird on that everyone laughs and everybody is like WTF

or basically doing somthing very odd and funny

me: brings a pan ,butter ,tortilla shells, butter knife, cheese, and a camping stove and starts making tortillas in class
the entire class: oh my god he's americland!

by Hachimoku February 14, 2020

American Trinity

Three condiments most found at American backyard cookouts: ketchup, mustard, and pickle relish.

Bob: "What can I bring to the party?"
Earl: "I got the all the meat, buns, chips, and pop already."
Bob: "You got condiments?"
Earl: "Just the American Trinity. Can you bring some salsa?"
Bob: "Done."

by citiz3n February 15, 2010