alliterati

The willful illiterate. Those who can read but choose not to. People who would rather crash on the couch and let the guy who picks the programming feed their brain with mindless trash.

I think America is getting stupider with the rise of the alliterati.

by Krister Rollins September 6, 2005

dirty alita

You bend her over a cow and use the pigs tail to tickle her insides then gather all the farm boys to help you pound down on her.

I was at my local farm when I got bored and decided to do the dirty alita to my sister

by Tickle tammy July 3, 2020

Alitzel

A really short angry little person thats body size does not cooperate with the amount of hatred and no-fucks-given mood she stores in her small head

Yo yesterday i seen an Alitzel walking by shes ruthless.

by EricArancibia May 7, 2018

Club Altitude

when a group of people at a party, or some type or social gathering, get souped when a techno song comes on.

Guy 1: This party sucks! Let's get Club Altitude!
*Techno song plays*
Guy 2: This party is the shit. . Club Altitude is here!

by Demsy May 12, 2008

alpine

when you sit in a chair warmed by the ass of another individual

Shit dude! Who was just sitting here? Alpiney af!

by lilbski January 31, 2018

Alpine dip

The act of inserting your {balls} into a woman's {vagina} and then {ejaculating} onto her stomach.

I just gave her the alpine dip. it's what he ladies really love.

by Rass April 23, 2008

Alping

a wanna be/show off and most alpings are homosexual.

man 1: dude this guy is gay.
man 2: i know and look at him showing off his ferrari.
man 3: hes an alping.

by tuting shoehead June 15, 2011