Almighty Magical Rickster

before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!

-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess

by ricky_pro June 20, 2008

alright

A combination of shit, useless and stupid, specifically used to refer to on-field performances by Perth Glory's so-called defender, Jamie Coyne.

How did Jamie Coyne go in the game last night?

Yeah, he did alright, only responsible for 2 of the goals against us.

by ~TAG~ January 15, 2011

alright!

Can be used if mocking an excited American child.

Mom: Oh jamie, Daddy is coming back from New York!

Jamie: For my Birthday, alright!

by S_B August 8, 2006

alright then late

Origin:unknown,- commonly used as an way to interject a dumb, stupid or off the wall comment or remark or person. When used appropriately, it can have devastating effects on individuals such as relationships broken, friendships forever lost, serious injury, and sometimes death. It often has its benefits to ending boring ass conversations with people that aren't interesting. Used within our nation but innovated by the cooler generation of californians that graduated between the years of 06-08, but mainly 07 and that reside or have resided in the 209

1. Girl: but you said you loved it when I picked my nose.
Guy: ....alright then late...

2.Bromontana: I got COD black ops
No homo: can I come over and pwn
Bromontana: hell nah bitch you suck
No homo: alright then late...

3. Sichua: I gave your mom a rim job last night
Tom-A-Hawk: alright then late...

by cups o mally November 15, 2010

Fuckin Alright Guy

fuckin alright guy is a term used to ask a person if they are a FAG.

"hey joey you are a fuckin alright guy"
"what?"
"your a FAG"

by primo and jason July 3, 2008

aleigha

A wonderful sweet hearted person Has the sweetest pussy and biggest boob

Ted: Dude i had a bonner when i woke up this morning

Nick: what was the dream about ?
Ted: some girl aleigha

by watermelon325 May 27, 2015

alright toma

A phrase used whenever a blatant lie is told by anyone, but particularly by anyone of Eastern European descent. The higher echelon's of Toma's will claim that they have several thousand cousins all with many unique and unbelievable talents when in fact they have two, and they're both Eurotrash.
A toma can top any story with a made up one of his own.

Non-Toma: I once shot a bb gun at a bird.
Toma: My cousin is in the Croatian FBI and is directly responsible for the death of JFK.
Non-Toma: Alright Toma!

by Keener December 20, 2013