Keener's definitions
A phrase used whenever a blatant lie is told by anyone, but particularly by anyone of Eastern European descent. The higher echelon's of Toma's will claim that they have several thousand cousins all with many unique and unbelievable talents when in fact they have two, and they're both Eurotrash.
A toma can top any story with a made up one of his own.
A toma can top any story with a made up one of his own.
Non-Toma: I once shot a bb gun at a bird.
Toma: My cousin is in the Croatian FBI and is directly responsible for the death of JFK.
Non-Toma: Alright Toma!
Toma: My cousin is in the Croatian FBI and is directly responsible for the death of JFK.
Non-Toma: Alright Toma!
by Keener December 20, 2013
Get the alright tomamug.