Damon Albarn

Dilf from the bands Blur and Gorillaz

he’s British but that’s okay 😽

“ Have you heard of Damon Albarn ? “
“ Yeah , he’s so hot bro his voice in Essex Dogs got me actin’ up bro ! “

by crackerisland June 23, 2023

Speed alarm clock

The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.

Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Funny Alarm

When someone tries to be funny but fails so everyone screams, "funny alarm"

Carl: Hey Guess what
Carson: What
Carl: Chicken Butt
Carson: Funny you say that because the haha did not leave my mouth indicating you have not reached climax funny. You have to kill yourself now and be alone forever. FUNNY ALARM! FUUUUUUNY ALARM!!!!!!!! You gay nigga

by Charles12399 November 8, 2023

Las Vegas Alarm Clock

Waking up your partner by performing oral sex on them.

Karla gave Joey a Las Vegas Alarm Clock for his birthday.

by PainfulTruths October 22, 2017

Nolan’s alarm clock

the act of shoving a alarm clock up a baseball players anus, and when the alarm clock goes off, it will snooze.

The tournament hotel was crazy, i saw the cobras making the freshman do the Nolan’s alarm clock

by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022

geordie alarm clock

A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.

"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"

by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005

aleah

another, and much better, way to spell Aaliyah. Also a beautiful baby girl.

Aleah is a beautiful baby girl.

by AmberDawn November 3, 2006