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If it ain't dank it stank

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.
M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."
by Krazy Taxi August 28, 2016
mugGet the If it ain't dank it stankmug.

I ain't on that shit!

Basically, you do not care about whatever someone is talking about, or what they are refering too.
Alex: Someone made a rumor about you.
Amber: I ain't on that shit!

Whitney: But I wanna go to the mall!
Crystal: I ain't on that shit!
by Amber Walker September 10, 2006
mugGet the I ain't on that shit!mug.
Used to tell someone you're not going to do something.
Person A: "Hey, I'm going out to eat. Wanna come?"
Person B: "Sure, why not?"
Person A: "Alright."
Person B: "Um, could you buy my food?"
Person A: "...it ain't that kind of party."
by Panzermanathod January 1, 2009
mugGet the It ain't that kind of party.mug.
Meaning you ain't cool and you ain't doing stuff right if you don't have haters.
Come on man, stop stressin about what people say. Remember,if you ain't got haters you ain't poppin!!
by Elizapple September 19, 2016
mugGet the If you ain't got haters you ain't poppinmug.

Bitches ain't Shit

Self explanatory. Bitches(as in ho's and sluts and ugly cuntfaces) ain't(are not) shit(nothing good. stupid. smelly. ugly.
Dooby: dude wtf. girls hate me. im gonna go to mexico when no one is looking!
jeff: Bitches ain't Shit!
Dooby: :( i am robo dooby. i have no emotion.
by jeffwebb November 22, 2005
mugGet the Bitches ain't Shitmug.

I ain't russian

A word that literally make russian people got mad with blyat
Gun owner: I hope you like our AK's
That one dude who ain't a russian; I ain't russian
by Undercover1122 April 29, 2021
mugGet the I ain't russianmug.

These Edibles ain't shiii

When your impatient ass doesn't know that edibles take 3x as long to kick in compared to smoking, so you take more and get hit harder than that unstoppable train from GTA 5.
Man, These Edibles ain't shiii
by Wtf is a handle? April 12, 2023
mugGet the These Edibles ain't shiiimug.

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