Ahmed

This primitive lifeform Ahmed has recently been discovered living in Southern England. This lifeform Ahmed is a direct descendent of rock dwelling creatures e.g.the devious lying snake. This lifeform Ahmed is known to prey on women, especially those of virginal status. Women should bewary of contact with the lifeform Ahmed.

Girl 1 - Whats that in the rocks?
Girl 2 - I think its a Ahmed.

Girl 1 - Really?!! Quick run then!! We're both virgins!!

by King Biyatch Ass September 1, 2013

ahmed

It's the name of peace ,it's also one of the name of Prophet Muhammad .. , Common Muslim name for males, it means in arabic ( the one who thanks god ) .. and it's a name of one of bahrain finest video gamer .. AHMED AL-NASHEET ..

Hey who's that man playin' winning eleven ? .. damn he is good .. !! ..

he's Ahmed , he's the best gamer ever ..

by reem al bahar April 12, 2008

Ahmedy

A common name for mentally retarded bozos who love girls named Amalia, usually super bad at everything except flirting.

do you see him over there talking to Amalia? He's such an Ahmedy.

by moho42 February 25, 2015

ašmíd

That thing when writing a paper causes such pain that you consider taking acid and/or other drugs to ease the pain.

I've been attempting to write this paper for hours, but instead, I've found that I no longer want to talk to my friends, I no longer care for sunshine nor unicorns, and I no longer believe in love. But maybe taking some ašmíd will turn me back into the person I was before... the person I long to be once again.

by sweepinpeaches2k11 May 16, 2011

Ahmed

A somali pirate

Ahmed is a somali pirate that robs money from innocent ships that sail near Somalia

by Perryt78 July 14, 2020

Sanjana Ahmed

Hipster chick who's hipster without even trying. So hipster, she was hipster before it was cool. Hipster in a good way. Might need glasses. Can be a bitch, rather opinionated, but keeps quiet and obsesses over things like a fanatic. Percieved as a ditzy idiot but truly she is smart and unpopular with a few close friends she doesn't really like. Is happy with a laptop and Internet and money for bunches of cute clothes. Both mature and immature when necessary. Loved by most people.
(possibly a hardcore yaoi fan - it's always the quiet ones, after all)

"d'you like Sanjana Ahmed?"
"totally!"

by Janice Aria October 25, 2014

Ahmed

Ahmed is a super hot and sexy guy loves pussy and booty.

Ahmed is a super hot and sexy guy loves pussy and booty

by Geek 2.0 February 24, 2020