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That thing when writing a paper causes such pain that you consider taking acid and/or other drugs to ease the pain.
I've been attempting to write this paper for hours, but instead, I've found that I no longer want to talk to my friends, I no longer care for sunshine nor unicorns, and I no longer believe in love. But maybe taking some ašmíd will turn me back into the person I was before... the person I long to be once again.
ašmíd by sweepinpeaches2k11 May 16, 2011
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Asmodeus 

Adored by the world
The narcissistic fifth-born
Asmodeus, the avatar of Lust
Asmodeus from Obey me! Shall we date gives me a boner
Asmodeus by Piss jar July 1, 2020
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A man named Asmit is an energetic and interesting person who is easy going and kind. Generous to others and honest in telling lies. Funny, reasonable and alert, he keeps his companions happy. Emotionally and physically strong and is compassionate and takes pride in what he does. Has a good sense of humour and is very romantic.
People are really jealous of his as he is an Asmit.
Asmit by Natt Taylor June 7, 2018

Askident 

A question unwisely asked.
“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”
Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012
amidat is a beautiful sassy smart girl with a great smile she loves her family and friends she is very nice and gets angry very quick she has a warm heart and is full of love and she is so peng she is normally a dark skin african
i don't want to do my test cause that amidat is gonna get the highest score
amidat by lolo coco September 1, 2018
Similar to kabe-don, but instead of your arm, you raise your leg above the person’s shoulder and put your foot on the wall by their head. Typically used in a suggestive manner by a woman with flexible and/or thicc legs. Pretty much confined to anime.
I just saw a video of a Yor Forger cosplayer doing ashidon for people for two dollars. God, I wish that were me against that wall.
Ashidon by MaxDucks August 17, 2022
a confident and beautiful girl doing that tiktok trend rn
your name is either yasmine or jasmine
asmin by phatroachh August 25, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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