The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

Amari Affect

Where a man acts so out of the ordinary and cartoon like that his peers cannot physically take him seriously, no matter how serious the situation is.

She just keeps laughing at him, bro got the Amari Affect.

by WhoppaWitDaChoppa July 23, 2023

PDA- 'Private Display of Affection'

PDA- 'Private Display of Affection'

When your partner hasn't showered in over a week and you become sexually aroused by their sweaty gym seth, to the point where you uncontrollably lick the f*** out of their armpits, crotch area and sweaty ass.

Catching a whiff of their pesky BO and frantically licking their private parts builds your immune system whilst showing

PDA- 'Private Display of Affection' to your significant other.

by Pagan God-Satyr March 9, 2018

pointless affection

Giving your emotional attention to someone with a heart of stone.

I guess I was giving pointless affection for a long time.

by howeverlongitgoeson January 14, 2010

makeup affect

Makeup makes a girl prettier but usually the more makeup the stupidity gets larger

Yeah she's an example of the makeup affect

by Forty-nine May 1, 2016

The Gyarados Affect

When a person who originally is unattractive ages/hits puberty and is transformed into a sexy beast.
Originates from Pokemon, when a weak Magikarp evolves and becomes a powerful Gyarados.

Jane: Did you hear about Brian moving back to town?
Karen: Yeah! I never imagined he'd go through puberty so well and get so HOT!
Jane: I know! The Gyarados Affect worked so well on him!

by Wet Noodle Bandit June 4, 2015

swell of affection

boner

boner is a swell of affection

by miss clarkesradio February 1, 2018