akwardos

an incident of surprise, awkwardness, and not entailing any other appropriate reaction

when extremely nerve-racking, it is MEGA akwardos

and then he told me he was gay." "MEGA akwardos

by awkwardos555 March 1, 2011

Rondo Awards

The Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards were created by David Colton and Kerry Gammill at the Classic Horror Film Boards in 2002. Unlike other awards which are commercially sponsored and selected by a jury of officials, the Rondo Awards turn voting to the fans and horror community. With categories covering productions, comics, websites, blogs, magazines, articles, and DVD releases the Rondo Awards cover all forms of horror media.

To vote, horror fans simply need to go to the Rondo Awards website , select their favorites from each category, and email them along with their name to David Colton. Full details, lists of past winners and this years ballot are available at rondoaward.com .

"Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated is up for a Rondo Award... Best Independent Production of 2009. Did you vote yet?"

"KING KONG (1933) won the 2005 Rondo for Best Film Restoration."

"The Rondo Awards are like the Oscars except the back stabbing is done on screen and the only people in fancy suits are those accepting the award posthumously."

by neoflux March 12, 2010

Golden Dick Bag Award

1.Prize for those who achieve the pinnacle of Dickbag status.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.

1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.

by Demetrius D. August 3, 2006

akwardo

The spanish/french version of saying akward.

That turtle is very akwardo.

by giantfan9797 September 12, 2010

Jmac award

NFL Fantasy award given to the person with the 'most retarded trade'.

Refers to Jason McElwain, the magical, three point, shooting autistic water boy.

Brad Johnson for Matt Schaub? Give this guy the Jmac Award.

by danielbrowniel October 18, 2008

Big Stupe Award

When something is so over the top stupid and also lame enough to merit the use of the word "stupe".

He attempted to write a romantic poem, but he only succeeded in winning the Big Stupe Award!

by Juliet CAW January 8, 2007

Kraz Award

An intangible award given to those who go above and beyond to be the biggest rapist in the room.

Person 1 -"How come im not in this picture?"
person 2 -"b/c your tied up underneath the desk."
Person 1 -"...and the Kraz Award goes to..."

by boba fett 123456 December 30, 2009