accidental sequestration

The act of accidentally getting a boner.

Oh shit, I accidental sequestration.

by rosesblue February 13, 2013

Accidentally

By leaving you spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend by mistake..

Kim accidentally make out with Mark

by Panad_ol March 15, 2021

Accidental cults

I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.

Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.

Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."

by SueSuzy September 15, 2021

Accidental Idea

Basically if you say an idea, and a nearby parent/ teacher hears it.

Kade: Hell yeah, the teacher forgot about this homework!

Teacher: What a great idea Kade! Every one turn in your homework.

Kade: FML, accidental idea.

by OhShizzNotAgain March 30, 2011

Accidental Jerk

One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.

I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.

by WhiskyNick September 14, 2018