almighty sex

when your fucking a bitch and god him self gives you the power to fuck her with all your might

cool dude: Yo i had the best sex last night god helped me?
chump: really?
cool dude: hell ya it was almighty sex.

by chris082201 April 14, 2016

almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.

"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016

almaadeed

Al Maadeed also spelled Al Maadid or Al Maadhid, is one of the primary tribes in Qatar. In Qatar, the Al-Maadeed tribe includes these major families: -Al-Thani -Al-Assiri -Al-Ali Al-Binali Al-Badi -Al-Jattal Al-Ibrahim Al-Mehshadi -Al-Ghanim Al-Farhood The ruling family of Qatar are from the Al Maadeed tribe.

Hey , I’m from the Almaadeed family

by Mimi Almarri December 10, 2019

Almond Breeze

The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.

Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.

by dropwlrcartitiredofleakssmh October 7, 2020

Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

by Flute Salad October 9, 2015

I almost dropped my chicken.

The name for an inside joke of an inside joke.

First friend: “What are you guys talking about?”
Second friend: “Oh, don’t worry about it. I almost dropped my chicken.”
Third friend: “LOL” *high five*

by Carmen5555 June 11, 2019

One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.

Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"

by mason+ok! January 8, 2020