accidental doorbell

When you wipe after using the bathroom and misjudge how strong the toilet paper is, usually after changing brands recently.

I hate when my roommate buys different toilet paper than I do, because if I don't pay attention to which brand is on the holder, I sometimes give myself an accidental doorbell.

by hellcat1988 June 06, 2021

accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo January 29, 2016

The Accidental High

Oopsie dayzie!

I'm the accidental high, high.

by Shelley💚 August 28, 2022

Accidental duck

When you slip into the wrong hole because it's to big

We were fucking doggy style and I was a little and hit her with the accidental duck.

by The Creator 42 February 26, 2017

Accidental Neymar syndrome

A genetic disease that can be controlled if practiced.It is a effect that make you feel and be like neymar for a short amount of time while playing a game of football.

'Bro I swear I got accidental neymar syndrome' or 'are you sure you don't have accidental neymar syndrome

by Fettfuhtikleyang February 14, 2025

Accidental Bacharach

When you try talking dirty, fail terribly, and end up composing a classic pop song.

I tried talking dirty to my girl last night. I was so bad that she left me, but my Accidental Bacharach has reached number one.

by CreditToBenjaminacus February 10, 2023

accidental curtain

When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.

I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.

by Opalescentdumbass December 12, 2022