Aboudtisim

Aboudtisim is the most feared of mental disability. This is a very odd disorder where in which your voice sounds like the voice of a daily smoker for the past 25 years. Another extremely large part of this disibility is the lack of knowledge in a large amount of daily things such as knowledge of hypebeast products and other things such as daily common sense and daily tasks. This is a very rare case which affects at least one person in each friend group.

Do you actullay have Aboudtisim thoes Jordan’s would by resell

by 1000IQTrap March 20, 2018

Abortion bucket

Where you should have stayed

It was a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

by #1dadVyktar May 27, 2019

Aboobque

The most wholesome finest man you'll ever meet he also packs a big shlong

Aboobque is the way to go

by Aidqn December 13, 2021

Aboce

Aboce (pron. Ah-bo-che) is art of achieving and sustaining the better things in life. An ‘Aboce’ individual will look good, talk good, make love good - all with minimal visible effort.

Not to be confused with Aboce (pron. a-bosse) which is merely being in an ok enough state to once again attain the state of Aboce.

“Pete, how’s your Aboce?”

by WayDon March 22, 2023

come aboard my ship

Slang invitation issued to another to share in one’s own perspective.

You can either stay out there floating in your rigid belief system or choose to come aboard my ship and get a wider view.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

im about to blow

"Im about to blow" is a phrase which seemed to be created and popularized by the adult content creator, Dreamybullxxx. Dreamy uses this phrase when he jerks off and is about to cum. The phrase also has alternames names such as "Ambadeblou". The phrase is usually referring to something that seems "sus" with a supposed innocent meaning such as the trend of taking the original video and adding a heading with a sad title, to make the video seem innocent until you actually realize, making it a form of shock humour. There are two ways to describe it, the first being something clearly sexual, something like "Thats what she said". The second being along the lines of relating to the original memes.

Example 1:
John: "This has been lasting for so long."
Mike: "Im about to blow!"

Example 2:
John: "He watched his family die"
John: "Im about to blow!"

by BigRobux25 May 30, 2022

dear girls above me

A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.

Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!

Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.

Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.

Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.

Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.

Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.

by Shortlegz July 29, 2011