Samurai Shampoo

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;

then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.
Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?

*Friend and Google judging you silently*
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Samurai Sam

A retarded user on the website who hates America and hates patriotism and makes fun of country music especially Toby Keith and Lee greenwood who both are men who make songs praising America which is something every American should do
Hey dude did you the that guy Samurai Sam on urban dictionary he’s a total douche bag
by #buttLICKER February 9, 2025
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samurai ranch cock

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!
by big dick kai February 21, 2022
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headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.
That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones
by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016
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Samurai Card

Once you have sex with an Asian girl for your first time you gain your Samurai Card.
Charlie:"Hey James remember that Asian girl at the bar ?"
James: "Yeah, did you get your samurai card?"
Nick: "You bet"
by Kangaroo Jack 6969 April 3, 2017
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trite samurai

The act of (typically a man) lasting for less than 30 seconds in bed because they’re a pansy or when they only know how to have sex in one position
“Ugh, Stacey, Brian is such a trite samurai.”
by FlickmuhDick February 22, 2022
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samurai sauce

A sauce made up of legit nothing but mayonnaise and sambal oelek.

One can experiment with the amounts of each ingredient and tune the sauce to their liking.

A variation on samurai sauce is harakiri sauce, which is just 50/50 mayo and sambal. That's some serious shit.

It's a pretty hot sauce (duh) but it's absolutely amazing on basically anything. It goes great with fries, meat (like steak and pita in particular) and even fried foods like fried chicken. The sauce itself doesn't have too much flavour but it does add nice spice and an overall good taste to the food.

It's also totally amazing on sandwiches with meat. I recommend a sandwich with pita meat, with or without vegetables (preferably salad, tomato, and onions) and samurai sauce and also mexicano, with or without (fried) onions and samurai sauce.
I love samurai sauce. You should try it.
by SGDaGangsta May 7, 2018
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