When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;
then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.
then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.
Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?
*Friend and Google judging you silently*
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?
*Friend and Google judging you silently*
by Idk, were all anon here anyway January 2, 2018

A retarded user on the website who hates America and hates patriotism and makes fun of country music especially Toby Keith and Lee greenwood who both are men who make songs praising America which is something every American should do
by #buttLICKER February 9, 2025

by big dick kai February 21, 2022

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.
by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016

Charlie:"Hey James remember that Asian girl at the bar ?"
James: "Yeah, did you get your samurai card?"
Nick: "You bet"
James: "Yeah, did you get your samurai card?"
Nick: "You bet"
by Kangaroo Jack 6969 April 3, 2017

The act of (typically a man) lasting for less than 30 seconds in bed because they’re a pansy or when they only know how to have sex in one position
by FlickmuhDick February 22, 2022

A sauce made up of legit nothing but mayonnaise and sambal oelek.
One can experiment with the amounts of each ingredient and tune the sauce to their liking.
A variation on samurai sauce is harakiri sauce, which is just 50/50 mayo and sambal. That's some serious shit.
It's a pretty hot sauce (duh) but it's absolutely amazing on basically anything. It goes great with fries, meat (like steak and pita in particular) and even fried foods like fried chicken. The sauce itself doesn't have too much flavour but it does add nice spice and an overall good taste to the food.
It's also totally amazing on sandwiches with meat. I recommend a sandwich with pita meat, with or without vegetables (preferably salad, tomato, and onions) and samurai sauce and also mexicano, with or without (fried) onions and samurai sauce.
One can experiment with the amounts of each ingredient and tune the sauce to their liking.
A variation on samurai sauce is harakiri sauce, which is just 50/50 mayo and sambal. That's some serious shit.
It's a pretty hot sauce (duh) but it's absolutely amazing on basically anything. It goes great with fries, meat (like steak and pita in particular) and even fried foods like fried chicken. The sauce itself doesn't have too much flavour but it does add nice spice and an overall good taste to the food.
It's also totally amazing on sandwiches with meat. I recommend a sandwich with pita meat, with or without vegetables (preferably salad, tomato, and onions) and samurai sauce and also mexicano, with or without (fried) onions and samurai sauce.
by SGDaGangsta May 7, 2018
