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LINDA

The archetype of Linda is the late-middle aged woman, suffering of incontinence and reeking of cigarette smoke that simply can't seem to get ahead at the fast food, or equivalent, job that she got as a teenager and could never expand from. She takes your order in her raspy voice, and all you can hear is an undertone of disappointment as the result of her lack of success, which can be directly attributed to her life choices and care free attitude towards existence. A woman who you can know with 100% certainty is a burden and disappointment to her family and the laughing stock of her social group. She tries to fit in with the young crowd because her mentality hasn't evolved along with her age due to a lack of life experiences so she is often caught going to the local dive bar and drinking until she feels her mental age, but only ends up making a scene and pissing on the barstool, but she's a regular and it has become expected so everyone just laughs it off in petty.
"Giiiiirl you better go to school and get your stuff together so you don't end up a Linda"
by C D B September 18, 2021
mugGet the LINDAmug.

Linda Ciggys

Leaps Nan
"YOOo pass me some Linda ciggys"
by mentyment May 4, 2021
mugGet the Linda Ciggysmug.

bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.
Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"
by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024
mugGet the bloody 'ell Lindamug.

Linda

40 year old white mom part of the PTA moms group and wine and bookclub . Karen’s arch nemesis. Not one person over 40 is named Linda, they are in fact spawned at the wine and book club meetings. Always after Karen’s husband.
“Linda, I thought You were bringing the celery sticks for the first grade party, or were you to busy with my husband BILL?
by A. Stinky boi January 5, 2020
mugGet the Lindamug.

linda

Wow, ella realmente se ve muy bien, es muy linda.
by BlakkZe May 19, 2020
mugGet the lindamug.

miaza and linda

Miaza and Linda are a couple, a really cute one that love each other very much and will always love each other <3
Omg miaza and Linda are so cute ahhhh
by Pu$$yforlife November 22, 2021
mugGet the miaza and lindamug.

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