Duck

The absolute and ultimate insult; which is also used to replace the words fuck and dick.

Example 1: "Go duck yourself, motherducker!"

Example 2: "Suck my duck!"

Example 3:

P1: "you're a whore"
P2: "your mums a whore"
P1: "your face is a whore"
P2: "well your face is a duck"
P1: *starts crying* "thats too far man!"

by BlakSh33p May 17, 2009

duck

Used as people fleeing. In a driveby, the people running would be ducks.

"every time a mac 11 bucks i'm killin at least seven ducks." - Big L

by asdffdsa;lkjjkl; May 5, 2009

Duck

1. n. : An insufferable female sub-human often found with a swaggot. These obnoxious females are often very cruel to others, loud, think they're prettier than they actually are. The name duck comes from the usage of duck-face. Also see "popular kids".
2. n. : a shortened version of dumb-fuck.
3. n. : A water fowl that is known for the 'quack' sound.

A: "How much more of a bitch could she be?"
B: "What'd you expect? She's a total duck."

A: "I wonder what Obama's last name is. I don't think I've heard it before."
B: "Duck."

"Have you ever gone down to the park by the lake to feed the ducks?"

by Yolocaust Anonymous September 4, 2013

Duck

Dumb Ugly Caucasian Kid

My brother is a duck.

by YISTA November 30, 2018

Ducke

Ducke is someone who plays Minecraft and other games. Duckes nickname is quaclk. Ducke reallllllllly like Mcdonalds,

Omg!! Its Quaclk AKA Ducke!

by NOTluvcin April 17, 2023

Ducking

The word used when you are so pissed that you could fuck a duck.

“I am so ducking mad I could fuck that duck!

by Mr.Kittens0301 June 4, 2018

Ducke

A small female duck found deep under the pacific ocean. Duckes are often miserable and like to talk about their day. If provoked, Duckes tend to shut you up with their beak and fly away. They feed on whales and fish and spend the majority of their time playing mobile video games. Many Duckes are highly intelligent but they lack the skill to make decisions in the heat of a situation.

Me: Look at that Ducke! Did you see the way it played the {drums?!
Dior: It must be a smart Ducke!
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Andy: That Ducke just ate a whale!

by Not Jaw Crusher ♫ May 19, 2021